I'm in love with the Food Network.
If I could choose only one channel of all the networks in all of the world, that would be my choice.
After last night's viewing, I am thinking of adding this to my list of life goals:
to be a contestant in the Pillsbury Bake-Off.
This is not because I have an extensive list of recipes I have invented (with or without General Mills products), and it is not because I truly think I could win the million, though it would be nice.
I would love to do it because I could rub elbows with the best and say I was a contestant on the Food Network. It's probably the closest I will ever come to a real, live Food Network Challenge.
But, oh, how I would love to be one to create and carry a 60 pound cake from one table to the next, while the audience chewed their nails in fear that I might drop the masterpiece I whipped together in less than 4 hours. That would be my moment.
And, by the way, Season's Eatings.